Just got this by email from a friend and thought I'd share.

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs' I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Mummy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.'

I was thinking quickly. 'All mums know this stuff. It's on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mummy.'

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. OH...I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy.'

'Exactly' I replied back with a big smile on my face.